Transmission from the Fifth Aenderian Republic regarding the Grand Theft Auto V affair

Transmission from the Fifth Aenderian Republic

AENDERIAN COAST GUARD, NORTH NOYAN, 15 OCTOBER 2020

TO THESE VERY MICRONATIONS / RESPONDENTS: EMPIRE OF IUSTUS, COMMONWEALTH OF ESSEXIA, REPUBLIC OF YU-XIA, KINGDOM OF WEGMAT, MR. ZAREL SMITH, NATIONAL UNION OF CUBIA, DESERT DISTRICT, TOUGH ORGANIZATION OF ELITE STUFF

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To whom receives this very transmission,

The traitorous and underage Leon Montan has recently shown interest in re-installing the video game Grand Theft Auto V. As Mr. Montan is 14, he is underage to play the aforementioned video game.

Aenderia ought the responsibility of protecting the interests of the Entertainment Software Rating Board (for which rated the game “Mature”, indicating the video game is for age 17 and older), the North American market as well as to prevent potential violence and other traits developed by the video game.

As captain of the 2nd Coast Guard (Reserve) Battalion, Maple Protect (2CGRB MP), as well as the only one in the Aenderian Coast Guard micronational military organization, I present the humblest duty and a formal request for interference and assistance of protection if Mr. Montan dares to touch the game.

Let this mark our positive relations between both nations.

I have the honour to be
Your Obdt. St

J. Lycon

This should not be confused as a formal request for war. This is only for satirical purposes. Have a nice day.