Regarding Bobist Democracy
Most Rev. Johann Kümmel
Patriarch of the C.N.A§1. Bobist democracy is a type of government and an ideology that is
derived from the teachings of the Boble. In short, Bobist democracy
2. This document is concerned with the second part of this statement;
that is, anti-animeism. This concept has been enforced within the
National Union of Cubia, where anime has been declared illegal.
3. It can be assumed that this concept derives from the Book of Females
from the Boble of 2019, verses 2-3:
"Others, however, became anime girls, and wreaked havoc on the Holy
Followers of Bob. So Bob spit rocks at some of the anime girls and
had a seizure on them. The remaining anime girls fled. This was the
third of the Seven Seizures."
4. Within the newest version of the Boble - the Holy Scriptures,
promulgated by our Lord Bob, praise be upon him, through the
Prophet Cornelius - the verse above is contrasted by the Book of Anime
Girls, verse 5:
"Bob then declared all anime girls and their anime titties holy,
including the ones that chose not to regain their penis privileges,
but not Shrek. Shrek was to stay in the stream of urine.
5. It can be assumed that the latter has succeeded the former, given
that the decree instituting the Holy Scriptures states them to be
the "new" version of the scriptures.
6. Therefore, it would not make sense for those who adhere to Bobist
democracy to adhere to this belief.