Letter from Jayden Lycon to the Prime Minister of Canada

22 June 2020

Dear [the] Right Honourable Prime Minister of Canada,

I come here today requesting your support to a certain conflict for which is called the “Grand Theft Auto V affair”. This conflict is between a California resident named “Leon Montan” and Michiganian resident “Aidan McGrath”.

The issue presented is concerning the rating set by the Entertainment Software Rating Board (thereafter ESRB). See, the ESRB rated this game as “M” for mature, for which the Board designates as:

“Content is generally suitable for ages 17 and up.”

Mr. Montan is 13 years of age while Mr. McGrath is 16 at the time of writing. It is requested that you, with your powers mandated in the Statute of Westminster, 1931, it is requested that you formally declare war to the Free Socialist State of Paloma as well as the People’s Republic of Ponderosa Hills, both designated as “micronations”.

I also request you to formally contact His Excellency the President of the United States of America Donald John Trump to take action by sending a Tweet in regard to the matter of this issue.

A lot of teens in the World play video games against the rating and it is pissing off a lot of Karens.

God save Her Majesty [the] Queen. Yours truly,

Baron Shrek [pseudonym used by Lycon]

(I am being forced to do this for a bet, it's sarcastic, please don’t sue me, but please please write back with a reply so I and my immature friends can have something to frame)