Constitution of the Timonocite Empire

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Constitution of the Republic of SANARAT/TIMONOCITE EMPIRE

Preamble

The following constitution shall apply to the duchies of Cytopia, SEnteral Excitement and Timo. The territories shall also be required to follow it. All people in this nation shall be required to follow this Constitution.

Article 1

O we Timonocitians. This land is governed by our emperor. O hail our land! The people shall elect MPs to serve in parliament, our state legislature. Parliament elects microprovincial matters, and such, cannot be harmed.

Timonocitian People’s Rights Declaration

Amendment I: Basic rights

Every citizen shall have the right to vote, participate in government, defend their nation, and help the economy. Since of this practice, every citizen will be defended by the government, excluding terrorists.

Amendment II: What is not a right

Certain things shall be banned from the nation. For example, any terrorist that is known shall be bombed in public. Using the search engine Google is also strictly prohibited. (However, services by that same company shall not be banned? Selfies, Instagram, the word “aw***me”, or commonly the “a word”, shall all be strictly prohibited in every area of the nation.

Amendment III: Taxes

This, the free nation of the world, land of the brave men, shall not tax its citizens. However, people who own over 1 lakh naahse will be taxed by 25 paise every four years. People with less money shall not be taxed in any way.

Ammendment IV: Freedom of speech

All Timonocitians shall have the Freedom Of Speech, however, the following shall be prohibited.

  • Any statement that insults the Emperor, royal family, or dukes
  • Singing, unless done with a permit or it is the national anthem